What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 19:35

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
CRISPR used to remove extra chromosomes in Down syndrome and restore cell function - Earth.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which diploma is best for a job?
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
What are the biggest challenges in training multimodal AI models?
So they tried
No way
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!