What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 19:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Is LGBTQ destroying the world?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

share office space ...

Eum ipsa id ullam qui.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

CRISPR used to remove extra chromosomes in Down syndrome and restore cell function - Earth.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which diploma is best for a job?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the biggest challenges in training multimodal AI models?

So they tried

No way

They put up a sign reading

Woman shared incredible before and after images of Wegovy use as she opened up about experience - LADbible

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Scientists discover the oldest representations of the Milky Way in Ancient Egyptian art. - Farmingdale Observer

Everyone loved it.

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What was the weakest period in US history in terms of military strength? Was it during World War II or the Vietnam War?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!